A friend once told me I should blog. I can only assume for one of a few possible reasons:
1. She's tired of reading my freaking opinions on her Facebook newsfeed.
2. I'm a lot funnier on paper than I am in real life.
3. Shit just happens to me. all. the. time.
Plus, I live in sin with the most ridiculous person on the planet and since the blog Things My Boyfriend Says is already taken, you'll have to settle for Abel's pithy maxims with a sprinkle of his "isms" for good measure.